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The day had finally come, like days tend to do. Only this time, Michael Scott didn't just intend to let the day play out like it was an ordinary day. Oh no. This time, Michael Scott would PLAY the day out. And not just Michael Scott, but the Dunder Mifflin Island Branch employees, too. Michael had PLANS for this meeting. Very Important PLANS ( Read more... )

Michael was ready for Phase Two of his Dunder Mifflin Island branch: assemble the workers and discuss strategy. However, he ran into a bit of a snag when he realized he could not call the employees. Cell phones did not work on the island and there wasn't a skeevy pay phone to be found! He had attempted to fashion a telephone out of bamboo like ( Read more... )

Michael Scott had spent the better part of the morning in the supply closet. This is not because it had locked behind him and he had had to wait for someone to hear his cries for help -- after two hours, a parched throat, and a sapped will to live. But the moment he breathed in fresh, fresh air, Michael Scott not only got his second wind BUT a ( Read more... )

Angela was beginning to believe that maybe, as long as the proper precautions were taken, that the beach wasn't so bad. So she was sitting in a bit of shade with a big hat on to protect her delicate skin, and she had a book that the shelf insisted on giving her. She would not normally read a children's book, but Dwight, for some reason, was a big ( Read more... )

To suggest that Sylar was unhappy in his new circumstances would be a vast understatement. It was self-preservation only that had kept his wits about him, although when he found himself safely beyond the reach of prying eyes, he allowed himself the indulgence of a moment's rage, for fear that like a kettle, he would boil over if not permitted to ( Read more... )

It felt like only yesterday that Clarice had opened the speeches for the last election. In spite of complaints to the contrary, it would seem that life on the island moved just as fast as anywhere else ( Read more... )

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